Engineering

I chatted up Sexy Engineer on Saturday.  "Tell me about your life, " he commanded.  I didn't gush about my regular dinner guest because, well, how can I put that into words?  I mentioned the house guest arriving that evening with a dog instead.  Sexy Engineer's interest in the dog almost inspired me to invite him over to meet my guests.  I had to turn my attention elsewhere before I could say anything.  I did find out from him that he doesn't have a Facebook profile.  How is that possible?  Sexy guy, just not for me!  I am giving up that dream.