I chatted up Sexy Engineer on Saturday. "Tell me about your life, " he commanded. I didn't gush about my regular dinner guest because, well, how can I put that into words? I mentioned the house guest arriving that evening with a dog instead. Sexy Engineer's interest in the dog almost inspired me to invite him over to meet my guests. I had to turn my attention elsewhere before I could say anything. I did find out from him that he doesn't have a Facebook profile. How is that possible? Sexy guy, just not for me! I am giving up that dream.